Nooner's Comedy Corner

Can you spare some change? ...

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:21:19 GMT

... for several billions of dollars?

With only about 15 people who may read or scan this blog, I do not write to influence anyone to change their view on life. Much of my time on this Internet venue of Spaces has been comedic stuff to entertain you ... and entertain me as a relaxing hobby. Yet, it is Political Season ... And I'm amazed at how the climate is ever changing .. And I'm amazed how some people approach the Political Process. So, here's my take on the national elections.

I admire the Japanese. Think about how that nation was at its knees at the end of WW II. Think about its small size relative to the US. Think about how today they dominate the auto industry and the electronics industry. I especially admire the Japanese because theirs is a long-term view. They look to the future. Not for the next fiscal quarter of a company's business. Not for the next four years of a political term. But for 25 to 50 years out. They methodically position themselves for the next generation.

My aspirations for fiscal, political and social change tends to look much further ahead than the immediate gratification we all would want for ourselves and our fellow citizens. Sure I would like for us not to be in war. Sure I would like for Nirvana to be just a few months away and that I can reap the personal benefits of it. But, that's unlikely. I hope for a better future for the generations that follow me. For my daughter 25 years from now, for her children 30 years from now, and for the generations that follow them. The decisions we make today will influence us in decades to come.

For many years now I have had a basic belief in my choice to vote that the Legislative branch of our government (the Senate and Congress) should spend 90% of their time on domestic issues and should be the primary stalwart for social issues that we want for our citizenship, and that the Executive branch (the presidency) should concentrate 90% of its time on international issues that affect us, the world, and the generations of Americans that will follow us and live in the world we can influence.

With the vast dislike the American public has for our current president, no doubt that there will be many democrats and fewer republicans winning gubernatorial, congressional and senate seats this November. We are in for a decidedly democratically controlled congress. Nothing now can change that. And, weeks ago I shuddered that the democratic candidate would surely win the election. A disaster in my estimation to have the democrats control both the executive and legislative branches. A setback for global necessities, and a setback for the American people which would endure increased personal costs and an expanded government base. I'm for reduced taxes for individuals and business, and a shrinking government bureaucracy. The basic American understands the word Tax, yet I doubt that many think about the ramifications of taxes or non-fiscal incentives for business, and that not helping business adds to our costs since they need to pass those on the consumer, thus increased taxation to business is an indirect form of individual taxation. I guess I do not need to add here that I have strong republican leanings, do I? lol.

If you asked me over a year ago if I felt any members of the senate were totally honest, would never lie to the American public, and who were they, I would have responded with John McCain and Joe Lieberman. McCain was my choice for the republican leadership at the time of the first primary. Yet, I am delighted he did not choose the senator from my state, Lieberman, as his running mate. The democrats were too far ahead in the polls to catch up. Yet, Senator Obama (not sure why I call him Senator ... He began his campaign just a few months after being elected to office .. And has not really had true senatorial experience since he spends his time on the campaign trail ... He's a book writer and a good orator ... That's about it .. In my humble opinion, of course .. lol) stumbled on his quest for the presidency but not picking the candidate that would have probably guaranteed him the job: Hilary what's-her-name :-)

I'm delighted with McCain's running mate. I'm amazed that the news media, many Americans I'm sure, and an Internet friend or two I've seen put Sarah Palin down for running smaller populated political offices. So what that the population of the town she was the mayor of, nor the state she leads, has fewer people than others. To govern is to make decisions. The quality of the result exceeds the numerical amount of people that the rule influences. Young? Yes. Washington experience? Oh, tell me how much Obama has -- and name one piece of legislation he has introduced :-). Back to Palin: Decision making ability? Yessiree. Mayors and Governors are the top dogs of their constituency. The buck stops there.

I think Joe Biden is a great man. I am so looking forward to the one vice presidential debate to see Sarah Palin show her stuff against a more familiar political name. I'll be surprised if she doesn't shine brighter than he after.

And we have three presidential debates. On a one-on-one, Obama has difficulties. He is one of the greatest orators we have ever seen in politics during our generation, yet falters when he gets grilled from across the table. My candidate unfortunately lacks charismatic charm and almost looks likes he is passing gas when you view him at a podium (lol), yet I hope the members of the American public who take the time to view the upcoming debates overlook his ordinary looks and listens to him vis-à-vis his opponent. In my view, McCain is so much more what the world needs. Honesty, integrity, True-Americanism, and a maverick to ensure change without fear of political pressure.

You may not agree, but so be it. This was a look inside your Noonie's political mind. And, you thought I was just a fantastically pretty face with a terrific personality that makes your heart throb, did you? HaHaHa.

The Quest for Olympic Gold ....

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:50:59 GMT

.... starts at a very early age!

In the beginning ....

A Kiss is Just a Kiss ... Or, is it?

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:35:10 GMT

And sometimes, when you least expect it ....

I've been gone a bit from here. Anyone notice? Oh! One or two of you did? C'mere. Let me sneak a little kiss on you while your Hub or Guy Friend is not looking this way. Ha.

I'm still on Blog Break. Make no doubt about that.

I've been immersed in work. For the most part. I've snuck in a bit of fun here and there. Nothing to write home about. In other words: I've been misbehaving and can't tell the lovely Mrs. Nooner why I had the most relaxing smile when I returned home the other day. HaHaHa.

I'm making all that up, of course. I'm just like you all. Dedicated and committed to just one person. Cough, Cough. Excuse me. I must have a touch of a summer cold.

OK, I didn't think you would believe that one. So what. I lied.

My short story for my quick appearance here online involves a client. Sometimes we all get caught offguard. Two days ago I get a call from a potential client couple. They are married and retired, and I'm guessing they are in their late 60's or early 70's. Nice couple. She looks like she was originally from eastern European descent. Aging blondish hair. Yeah, I was guessing she was pushing 70. Nice couple. Took a liking to me and I showed them a house under construction which they began falling in love with. Next day (yesterday) I meet the two of them again. With me still? I only met them for the first time in my life the day before. Here's where I was caught off guard. I go to shake her hand to say hello on Day #2 and she pulls my hand in to kiss me on the cheek as if we were long-lost friends. I'm a little surprised at it all. I had no idea that in 24 hours we had become such wonderful friends. An hour and a half go by on this Day 2 and its time to leave until our third appointment in the next few days. Again, she offers a goodbye kiss on the cheek. Here I am wondering what "Mr." is thinking as he looks on and sees the two of us with our quick goodbye embrace. HaHaHa. I'm still in shock at this and thinking "didn't we just meet?". lol.

I can't believe the situations I get into. I'm actually driving home thinking for a nano-second (just a nano-second, mind you) what it might be like to do a 70 year old. HaHaHa. I really ought not to. Who knows. If I did, maybe I would never-ever want to perform again for a twenty-five to forty-five year old friend. HaHaHa.

Anyway, I write to tell you all I'm alive and well and just plain busy with work and stuff. I promise to come back again before quitting this online bit for good. I promise to come back with some good smut-like-Rated-R story. The kind that offends at least one or two of the prim and proper readers and then they run away. Ha. I'm too polite to publish who has deserted this site because of my slightly risqué nature, but I sometimes think back to some so-called online friendships of yore and laugh at their naivate ("the state of lacking experience or understanding and/or having a lack of sophistication"). Dullards in life, for sure. Live a little, I say. It's all in online fun.

It's Official !

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:13:56 GMT

I'm officially on Blog-Break!

I can hardly find time for myself anymore.

With a recent weight loss, I'm having the darnedest time trying to find all the pieces to my clothes that women keep ripping off of me all the time .

Here's trusting that all of you are Happy, Healthy & Wise and enjoying a wonderful Summer! (or winter for my two friends below the Equator: Kerrie & Julz). I'll be looking forward to checking up on all of you one day not too far away.

I'm so busy with work that I'm using my former coffee-sipping-blog-writing-and-walking-time to do extra work and plan out my day.

My work is oftentimes climate-related, so I have to take advantage of the nice weather to earn enough to keep the area bartenders I support flush with cash. HaHaHa.

Has anyone seen my blue and white thin-stripped pima cotton boxers? I miss 'em.

Deep Thoughts

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:40:40 GMT

He may be on to something here! HaHaHa

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

- George W. Bush

Hell, I'm going to shout if from the rooftops!

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:21:30 GMT

Don't ya just love those TV ads for Prescription Drugs?

Sildenafil citrate, sold under the names Viagra, Revatio and under various other names, is a drug used to treat male erectile dysfunction (impotence). Its primary competitors on the market are tadalafil (Cialis), and vardenafil (Levitra).

The thing that I laugh about when watching one of these companies' ads is one that says something like "if you should have an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your physician". HaHaHa! Hell, I'm going to consult everyone. "Consult", as in "tell every possible person I know or see". HaHaHa. And proudly.

Of course, I have an easy cure for this problem: "remove your hand from the area".

Ever run into an Old Flame of yours?

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:03:11 GMT

Ever run into an Old Flame of yours?

I did just that yesterday.

She was one of the last girls my heart fluttered for before I got married.

Or was she the first girl my heart fluttered for after I got married?

Oh, who knows. (I'm so bad, aren't I? lol).

Father's Day was a work day for me in the afternoon. I had an Open House at a beautiful historic home built in 1802. After the last group came through, I headed for the supermarket for some provisions (Now there's an interesting word. It just popped into my head, so why not just type it out, I thought. I'm not sure why it isn't used more. Seems to be more of an Old Wild West word. We tend to say "groceries" now instead. But you can't eat TP, and that is one of the items I stocked up on yesterday since it was on sale.)

Passing me at one point was someone I recognized from a couple decades ago. I'll call her Jenny for this story. She didn't look up as she passed, so she didn't see me. As I continued my shopping, it all came together of how I remembered her. Jenny was just out of school when I had met her many, many years ago. We dated once or twice and it ended quickly. It was a passing fancy for me, for I was already beginning to date my spouse-to-be -- the lovely Mrs. Nooner ;-).

Jenny was ultra-feminine when I had met her. I kind of forget, but if it was the days on mini's, she wore them, and with high heeled shoes. Early-year attractions are many times physical, don't you agree? Inner beauty may be what it is about now, but back then it was a different story :-) Jenny and I went out a couple of times for rides and ice cream -- that sort of thing. A kiss or two was about the extent of the interlude.

Now I'm in the checkout line, finished, and starting to head out of the store. She's at the end of another checkout line. I stop and with a twinkle in my eye say hello and tell this woman we knew each other a few decades back. Her first name came to me and I said it with a question to elicit a response. It took her several seconds to put it all together, but she smiled and remembered where I had worked. I told her what I do now, handed her my business card (I'm always advertising my business .. HaHaHa), and parted with the words "I hope we can catch up some day". Hmmm, I wonder if she will call or Email me as a followup? Might be fun to learn what she ended up doing in life, etc. Have you ever run into someone you dated many years ago and thought it would be fun to meet and catch up?

Sorry. No juicy ending for those of you who thought I was headed there today. At least, "not just yet" ;-)

Geographic Tongue

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:35:21 GMT

So, I'm in the dentist's chair the other day ...

... and my dentist says I have a Geographic Tongue.

I'm not sure I understand it completely yet. It has something to do with a slight loss of taste buds (actually Papillae) as a result of these circular bands of something-or-other and white lines that move or change over time. I believe it may be called benign migratory glossitis. It doesn't bother me. Frankly, I don't even notice it much. He gave me a mouthrinse to use to eliminate it or keep it in check. We will see how things turn out.

But, this is a comedy site, and I am not writing this to educate you all ;-)

I find things to smile or laugh about nearly every hour of the day. I enjoy smiling about lots of things. It gets my mind off day-to-day tribulations of life, if just for a few minutes, and/or it is a positive mood-adjuster and just picks up my spirits overall.

So, here was what was funny to me.

My dentist is from Greece, I think. He's a young guy, maybe 30 or 35. He's very serious, and just a nice guy overall.

In the room was his assistant, Kristin. I had only just met her. She was perhaps mid to late 30's and was flirtatious from the start of my appointment. I could see it in the gleam in her eye and how she liked to throw around the "hun" word. I enjoyed her self-assurdness.

My dentist tells me I have Geographic Tongue. I, of course, ask what it is. Kristin wasn't entirely sure, either, and joined in the conversation. A minute to two later my serious dentist tries to add some humor and says to Kristin "his tongue has been around the world". Now, I'm utterly-sure he had no idea the sexual connotation of what he just said, but I could tell Kristin sure did by an immediate smile and glance over to me. I "bit my tongue" (not literally, just figuratively) and didn't say a word in response, being the polite and proper person I am in real life ... lol. I just moved my eyebrows and smirked.

Around the World <-------

My guess is some of you are World Travelers. HaHaHa!

Me? Oh, I'm so innocent! Anyone care to teach me the ropes? ;-)

Apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:51:20 GMT

We live in the Land of the Free...

Only because of The Brave

I've taken Elaine's comment below, together with her Snopes reference, to make some changes. All the following quotation references to the men mentioned here are more-than-likely quite fictitious, but I find "the writing" and theme interesting nonetheless, as it was written "by some human being" (i.e., Author Unknown) regardless if the people quoted herein are real or not. Anything here in BOLD BLUE are changes I made after seeing the Snopes report to make it "somewhat" more likely.

Following is a cut and paste from a circulating Email.

The Email I received was titled "How long do we have?" (the Snopes report had it being circulated on the Internet as another title, but you know how things get changed after being forwarded thousands of times .. lol).

Interesting "spin".

In essence it is about "a democracy countdown".

About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, (this is probably fictitious, but "the overall read" was interesting to me) had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier:

"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government.

"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.

"From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.

"The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years.

"During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. from bondage to spiritual faith;

2. from spiritual faith to great courage;

3. from courage to liberty;

4. from liberty to abundance;

5. from abundance to complacency;

6. from complacency to apathy;

7. from apathy to dependence;

8. from dependence back into bondage"

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota, (Again: this is probably fictitious, but "the overall read" was interesting to me regardless of who wrote the following items) points out some interesting facts concerning the past 2000 Presidential election:

"Number of States won by:

Democrats: 20

Republicans: 30

"Square miles of land won by:

Democrats: 580,000

Republicans: 2,427,000

"Population of counties won by:

Democrats: 127 million

Republicans: 143 million

"Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:

Democrats: 6.5

Republicans: 4.1"

Professor Olson ("cough, cough" yet again) adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican-won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of this great country. Democrat-territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..." Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Author Unknown

In Remembrance!

Mon, 26 May 2008 14:32:46 GMT

Free to Eye Candy album members!

Sun, 25 May 2008 00:35:58 GMT

The Underage Drinker

Wed, 21 May 2008 15:43:52 GMT

WARNING! THIS BLOG IS FOR OVER 18 ONLY

Dancing is her passion. So he simply said "I'd like to come see you dance someday!"

The best things in life seem to happen when you haven't planned it. And that's what happened a couple days ago.

Rick finished up his work day at 4:00 p.m. Two times a week he likes to stop for a couple of drinks at a restaurant in town that has a great bar. As he came in, he noticed two groups of two sitting at opposite ends of the bar, so he just grabbed a seat in-between. With no one special to talk to, there was a TV there to watch and it was tuned into ESPN. Laura, a relatively new bartender there, remembered Rick from last week's visit and served him a whiskey on the rocks. She then went and continued her work of cutting up two lemons for her upcoming night shift.

Minutes later she came back to check on Rick. He ordered another. She started up the conversation that soon developed with "How was your day?". As the talking developed into different topics, Rick felt this was very nice of her to be attentive and to stay and talk. He was about 30 years older than she was, and actually knew her age. Twenty. Not old enough to drink alcohol in this state, yet old enough to serve it. He learned that tidbit of information the week before when he listened in to her conversation by a couple of guys apparently hitting on her on her first week on the job. They asked Laura her age. That info became filed in a brain cell of Rick's.

He couldn't blame the guys from last week from trying to get as much information about "the newbie" as they could. She was very, very pretty. Dirty blond hair that didn't fall below her neck. It was a very cute cut. The work outfit there is all black, with the shirt being a polo with the restaurant logo on the breast. Hers fit perfectly he thought yesterday, as he was looking mostly at her beautiful green eyes as she talked about her final exams last week and what a relief it was to have her college year over. She said she was excited as her love is aerobic dancing and she can now take three dance classes a week instead of two. Next, she asked him if he lived in town, and Rick said he was in the next town over. He returned the question to learn she had an apartment 10 minutes away. She lives alone, he thought. His mind was beginning to wander. Laura pardoned herself as she left to refill drinks of the other patrons.

When she came back, she wore a smile again and stopped to face Rick and chat some more. He said to this young thing that was capturing his imagination "I'd love to come watch you dance someday". Who would have guessed that there was no better pick up line than that one. Her face lit up like holiday fireworks. "You would?" she said excitedly. "No one has ever said that to me before! Wanna come see me tomorrow at 2 p.m. at my dance school?"

Though wearing a workout outfit, watching her that next day was music to his eyes. She was in perfect shape, a far cry from his chubby appearance. Oh well, he thought, it is at least nice to look at her curvaceous form. He stayed until the end of class and she came over to thank him for coming. "This was just great to come see you dance", he said. "Wanna stop before you go home and I'll buy you a drink?", he added. "I'm only 20!" she said. "I can't drink at a bar!", she laughed. "But I have some whiskey and gin at home. Come on over and we can have a drink there!".

With drinks in hand, Laura said to him "This is kind of funny having you at my place. You are older than my father." Rick thought of something kinda cute to say and came up with "Oh, big deal. All men feel the same way when they are behind you". She tingled at the doggy-style visual and came over to sit beside him. He leaned over to kiss her. She put both hands on his face and pulled him to her. Their tongues danced inside the other's mouth. It was wet. It was luscious. He pulled up on her cami to feel the visual sensation of her rounded breasts. They were perfect mounds. He moved his mouth down to take a nipple in-between his lips and flip his tongue on and around it. With his other hand he gently twisted the nipple of her other boob with his fingers. She squirmed with delight. Laura reached over his pants to feel the size of his giant erection. She rubbed it from top to bottom and then rushed to undo his belt so she could feel the hardness in her hands. She gazed down at his manhood while she massaged it up and down with two hands. Feeling him leak his wetness, she rubbed it all over and went down to taste it. She was in ecstasy as she gobbled him up and massaged his jewels with her fingers.

Five wonderful mouthful minutes followed before he signaled he wanted to taste her wetness that was in his fingers all this time. He had felt all the folds with his fingers and thumb and now wanted to have his tongue dance inside her. He twirled the tip of his tongue as he drove it up and down her slit. He pushed her thighs up into the air so he could lick her other entrance and give her a quick and unexpected sensual thrill. Ready to mount her, he flipped her over on the couch and pushed in with a gush. Sweet surrender; what an aerobic workout this day turned out to be. Thank goodness the legal age of drinking is 21, he thought.

To be continued ...

Online is so much fun!

Wed, 14 May 2008 15:15:51 GMT

The Voting Polls are now closed ... And the results are in.

I got a big kick out of reading the comments to my last blog.

Quickly:

I've been down-in-the-dumps a lot lately. Comedy, however, picks up my spirits. I'm glad I sat down for a half hour on Monday morning to create a blog comedic piece. While writing, my mind got taken away from all the day-to-day stuff that has added to my low spirits of late. I think what encouraged me to write a goofy piece and feel good is that I woke Monday with the anticipation that our daughter was traveling to our state to stay and visit with us for two days. All of us in parenthood love our little ones. They are our Pride and Joy.

We had a great time together!

I feel bad I have not blog-walked with any frequency. I have a great time when I do go around and read every-one's stories. Sharing in others' lives or writing creations is enjoyable. Though I'm rushing right now to get a few lines out and rush out the door, I'll be going around again this week. Morning Coffee time in the solace of the quiet here before I get totally immersed in work and family affairs is the time I usually enjoy on the Internet and getting around to others.

Writing out the bizarre funny bits that pop into my mind is so damn enjoyable. Not only do I find it relaxing to weave a fantasy and not think of other things while doing so, but I then find myself laughing at myself for hours or days later!

Take the last blog for instance. I had fun making all that up, yes. The Name Creations were interesting to dream up. 'Pedicuria' seemed to flow nicely, so I gave the guy a French name. Manuel Sandalista came to mind to get a surname to flow after the word 'sandal'. The "ista" felt latin, so I came up with 'Manuel'. Then there was the Pierre Le Perv and Phoote Fetishski guys. HaHaHa. Frankly, I found it interesting how in two or three comments people were laughing more at Phoote Fetishski than my favorite. The name that has been making me laugh several times a day when I'm out driving around or wandering around stores doing errands is Pierre Le Perv. I have found myself every couple of hours just thinking of that name in my head in the middle of the day and laughing to myself! I wish I was on the SNL staff. If so, I think I'd do some character sketches with a name like that one. HaHaHa.

Off and Running.

Noonie has to switch gears and be serious this afternoon. Work beckons.

How Was Your Mother''s Day?

Mon, 12 May 2008 12:47:15 GMT

Oh wow, I just remembered, I forgot to thank ....

On Mother's Day, yesterday, I mentioned my gratitude to many women in my life that I just adore: my Mom, grandparents, aunts, friends, etc.

But in the rush to complete that blog, I forgot to remember two people who have enriched motherhood, as well as womankind overall. Gentlemen, I think we need to tip our hats to two rarely recognized men who have made life so much more enjoyable for women, and for admiring males ...(Like me! HaHaHa. I'm such a Pig, as you will soon see!).

First, is a chemist Frenchman named René Pedicurias. Back in 1672, Monsieur Pedicurias is credited with being the originator of the cosmetic care of a woman's foot. His idea was to use a pumice stone to smooth the foot for a look of elegance, and then add a red enamel paint to the toenails for a look of .... how do the French say it? ... a look of Oooh La La!

Men were so excited with the new haute couture look that they would often parade down the famed Champs-Elysées in Paris chanting "Vive la pedicure!". (Interesting Side Note: At that time, the word "pedicure" was not in the English vocabulary, so they thought that word had something to do with the country itself, thus our early history books translated that chant to "Vive la France!".)

So popular was the new look that in 1686, the French legislature honored René Pedicurias with an award that was presented to him by, Pierre Le Perv, president of his fan club. So enthralled with René's creation was Monsieur Le Perv that he spent the majority of his later years eyeing just about all females who passed by him (Wow! Maybe I have a little French in me. I think I may be related to this guy!).

Second accolades and additional thanks goes to Manuel Sandalista, a Mexican door-to-door shoe salesman who, in 1774, came up with the idea of "opening up" the woman's shoe and creating an open-toed look. Voila! The "sandal" was born! Latin blood boiled excitedly when Señor Sandalista showed his new idea to the public, especially when the models he hired to promote his new shoe also wore "a pedicure" in combination. He named his new open-toed creation "zapata" (though we now know that shoe by Manuel's last name as "a sandal"). Men were so excited by the combined look of the sandal and the pedicure that they would often parade through famed Garibaldi Square in Mexico City chanting "Viva Zapata!".

History is so darn interesting, don't you think? My love of it runs in the family. I get it from my great-great-uncle, Phoote Fetishski, a Yugoslavian factory worker who wrote about stuff like this from his jail cell after being arrested for posing as a Massage Therapist without a proper license. What a dummy. He got caught because he overcharged a few young women for foot massages. I learned a big lesson from Phoote Fetishski. I give them for free.

P.S.

HaHaHa. Isn't online fun???

Happy Mother's Day once again, y'all. Everyday is Your Day! (in my humble opinion).

~Nooner~

Happy Mother's Day Everyone!

Sun, 11 May 2008 16:07:21 GMT

To all Mom's on one of their 365 special days of the year....

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

I'm quite grateful for:

- My Mom - And the million things she has done for me and said to me,

- My Wife - For bringing into this world my daughter.

- My Paternal Grandmother - For the words of wisdom she bestowed on me.

- My Maternal Grandmother - For the thoughts I have of what life was like for her and the generations that preceded her.

- My Aunts - For the love and nurturing they shared.

- My Friends - For allowing me a glimpse into their lives and permitting me to smile from afar.

I'm Losing Steam...

Thu, 08 May 2008 00:02:16 GMT

Which reminds me yet of another song!

But I'll spare you guys from my singing yet another one .... Er, make that "typing out another song" yet again.

I'm amazed I lasted this long.

I've seen several blog friends (who started about the same time I did) disappear ....

Sooooo... I don't feel so bad cashing out now ... or soon.

I'm not ready to say this is closed yet. But... I think I could be a statistic soon.

I often wonder what has happened to West Coast Michelle.

I was a fan of reading about her family and love of skiing out in no-where-land out in the Northwest. Her life was simplistic. I admired her polite life from afar.

I lost three early female fans ... all in their 20's ... each married. I think because my site was "risque" and that it is very hard for married women that young (in their 20's) to laugh (or understand) male-initiated-humor about sexual escapades, whether it is made up or not. They have helped reaffirm my belief that, here in the 21st Century, those in their

20's should wait til their "30ish" year or later to mate and start a family. I'll include The Foofer in that "wish and/or belief". She continues to be "single", yet is committed to what-I-think will be a wonderful son-in-law some day.

Two wonderful online friends I have come to know live on other continents. Lucky them for the distance that we will never meet, eh? HaHaHa.

Others I have traded barbs with and we have gone our own ways. That's life.

A person I knew in a past life came forward to "dig me" here on my site after reading one of my Smut Pieces. I'm amazed people take the Risque Writing as if it was Gospel. As if! I would be so lucky!!!

Two years seems to be a norm for several who have "come" and "gone". I'm only a tad over that time frame, so maybe it is time that my ride here comes to an end.

Well, this is typical. I just can't seem to "find the time to devote to Spaces". And right now is a perfect example. Months ago I would have spent an hour creating a new blog, yet now I'm more interested in vegetating into another world and running away from "the computer". Excuse me if I go now. Deal Or No Deal has started in the last minute or two.

Later, kids.

I know it sounds a bit bizarre!

Sat, 03 May 2008 12:26:24 GMT

.... but in Camelot ...

Happy Anniversary, Mrs Nooner!

It's been 28 "Blissful" years!

It's true!

Our daughter is proof it's clear!

The climate in our marriage has been per-fect ... all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here,.

Our disagreements have not been too hot.

And there's a legal limit to the fights here.

In Connecticut!

The winter is forbidden till December

And exits March the second on the dot

By order summer lingers through September

In Connecticut!

28 Years! 28 Years!

I know, it sounds a bit bizarre!

But in our marriage; In our marriage,

That's how long it's been.

I wish you didn't suffer with your pains, Dear,

By tomorrow, I wish they all would disappear,

Yet, they may simply not

But, we may not give up

For dreaming a happily ever-aftering ...

Here ... in ... Connecticut.

Wedding Bells! Wedding Bells!

I remember them without a pause!

But in our life; In our life,

There's so much that we saw.

The snow may never be shoveled here by you, Dear,

By nine p.m. off to bed I often disappear.

In short, there's simply not,

A more rewarding lot,

Than both of us sharing the life we have ... here ....

in ... Connecticut!

"Hello Ladies!"

Thu, 01 May 2008 00:47:28 GMT

"Hi Noonie!"

One of the sexiest sayings for men on Prime Time today is on Deal or No Deal.

Though I'm not a big Prime Time TV fan, I do adore Deal or No Deal.

I love the opening when the 26 models come over the top and down the stairs and take their places. Wondrous to see what new outfits they all are wearing! Then there is the thrill of hearing Howie Mandell say "Hello Ladies" and hear them in unison respond "Hi Howie". Ohhhhhhhhh..... "if only" I could hear several lovelies chant out in unison "Hi Noonie", I'd be in Seventh Heaven!!!

Of course .... I'd settle for just one lovely ... whispering out in my ear as we were wrapped together arms and legs in a wondrous affair: "Oh Noonie!!!"

What words do you dream that someone special would say if you were to have an affair? (lol .. I wonder if anyone dares answer .. lol)

It's 10 p.m......

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:26:55 GMT

Do you know where your Hubby is now?

Stephanie wrote a blog about the Where's George? website.

You've probably heard about it. Interesting premise.

Once in awhile you may have noticed a dollar bill where someone has marked it up with the link name www.WheresGeorge.com.

The site is reportedly a U.S. Currency Tracking Project.

Her blog started out with "Does your money have more fun than you do?" and went on to say that, though she doesn't mark up any bills, she has had fun using that website to enter serial numbers and see later where those bills have ended up. The end of her blog made me laugh with her saying "In checking the history of my bills, at least 10% of the bills that I've put back into circulation that have been checked back in are listed as being received in a strip joint, bar, or liquor store. My money is definitely having more fun than I am!"

That funny bit got me thinking!

Why not create a similar website to track where you hubby has been spending his nights out with the boys?

(Or, his Saturday afternoons when he is supposedly wandering around "at The Home Depot" or some other male-wandering-around-place. Or, when he's undoubtedly stopping off at Happy Hour somewhere instead of coming straight home.).

I'd call it www.WheresHubby.com

Just pull out the ones in his wallet from time-to-time, enter the serial numbers, and wait a few days to see what Gin Mills or Strip Clubs he has quietly gone into without telling you!

HaHaHa.

I can picture it now. You ask him "How come you are an hour late coming home from work today?" He replies "Oh, I was just tied up in traffic". Yeah, right. Tied up maybe, but perhaps with a boa knotted around his wrists while a skimpily clad lap dancer teases him in the VIP Room way-in-back of the local Gentleman's Club. lol.